The ReiXian_Artemis Files

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

12. You read his/her texts over and over again…

1. While reading this, there was one person on
your mind the whole time…..

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that’s wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is…
TEACHER : No, Millie….. Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right… "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it’s the same dog!;
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.

I know you!
I walked with you once upon a dream
I know you
The gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam
Yet, I know it’s true that visions are seldom all they seem
But If I know you, I know what you’ll do
You’ll love me at once
The way you did once upon a dream 

King Hubert: Nowadays I’m still the king! And I command you to come to your senses!

Merryweather: I’d like to turn her into a fat ol’ hop toad.

Fauna: Now, dear, that isn’t a very nice thing to say.

Flora: Besides, we can’t. You know our magic doesn’t work that way.

Fauna: It can only do good, dear, to bring joy and happiness.

Merryweather: Well, *that* would make me happy.

Someday when I’m awfully low

Just the way you look tonight…

harharharharhar…got nothin to do

hehehehehehehe… here’s one more take at the Pureblood who makes me heart go sommersaults {heeheehee}

http://purebloodandmudpeople.blogspot.com/

there. my new updated site…and i think it’s better now than before… =D

{here i go again} weird me

this is the link to my official website http://therexdracofiles.blog.com . post your comments…anything… ayt? =D

spoiler alert to those who hasnt read HBP yet… i kinda posted something there that pertains to the "sitch" ..well… i can’t say it. i’m not a spoiler

the Slytherin badge… for certified residents of the Pureblood family…

wear your color!!! be proud!!! it’s your time to shine Foosas!!! hehehehe

dance to King Julian’s I Like to Move It, hahahaha

does Amortentia really affect people’s brains? come to think of it, i totally drowned in Draco’s shadow. hahahaha. funny you might say. but it’s true. whoever invented this potion… i’m gonna give him/her a thousand galleons {if i had some}

the HBP bug has really bitten me to the point of poisoning me to death. harharhar. but if poison tastes and feels this good, then i may as well drink this poison everyday… ce’st la vie…

i just can’t get enough of Draco. {here i am again…sorry…just can’t help it}

i think i need to go to madam Pomfrey to get this poison out of my system..or does Sluggy have a cure that will repel this too good of a poison. hehehehe. but thinking about it now, i’d rather be in this state than actually having to live a life that’s totally boring. never felt this good for the last year. whew! my last year was THAT bad. thanks to the muggles who made it that way. sorry guys, i had to say this… {my sincere apologies}

anyway, i have like 15minutes {again}, going to watch Stealth… and i still have work later.

just cant help it, but- i’m proud to be a Slytherin. Mrs. Draco Malfoy. The best of them so far. and… FINALLY at that ^_^

this is take 2. i’m listening to Hope by Twista and Faith Evans. music from Coach Carter.

take 2 in a sense that i’m posting a pic of my beloved again {or the movie counterpart of him}

it’s good that Thomas Andrew Felton is playing Draco Malfoy. it’s like Hitler’s Chosen One materializing from the books.

Misunderstood. That’s Draco. And, it’s fine by me. more interesting. more mysterious. more my type. he might look like a bad guy from the outside, but, really… he’s just misunderstood. someone who has been working his way to his father’s heart {working really hard at that}.

now… take 2. i’m taking another drink of butterbeer. who knows he may have poured a whole bottle of Amortentia again. feelin lucky eh? thanks to Felix Felicis. we both drank some…

the HBP bug has bitten me. the venom of this bug has affected my thinking. my sense of logic. my sense of reality… i’m back to where i started. Mars.

"greetings earthlings! you’re just in time to observe how i destroy your planet"

{or was it said that way? i dont remember.. it was something to that effect}

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

dunno wazzup wid me

help! hehehehehe… i think i need- - - - no. i don’t.

this is just too much for me. my Pentium 1 brain can’t take it anymore. gotta go and upgrade first.

WARNING!!! system overload!!!

i gotta delete files…

deleting temporay files… and permanent files?  0_o {harharhar}

gotta go. my brain needs re-charging. and running low in memory

oh yeah, before i go… that pic up there? He’s the reason why you should "Stay back, human. You don’t know what you’re dealing with."